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Up in smoke. England's Ashes tour 2025/26 review and player ratings

High on hope, low on delivery. England are heading towards yet another heavy away Ashes defeat, with an overriding feeling of frustration and annoyance at what could have been. Despite a largely woeful winter, it doesn’t feel like they’ve been too far away from having a chance of claiming a rare victory, which makes the scale of the failure all the more galling.

Mitchell Starc and Travis Head have been the huge difference makers and deserve to be joint Men of the Series. Steve Smith delivered in Sydney, whilst Alex Carey has proven himself to be the world’s best wicket-keeper. Other than that, there hasn’t been a lot to scare England. Major Australian absences opened the door. Starc, and more latterly Scott Boland, have dragged their attack through the series. Thirty years of worrying about Shane Warne and Nathan Lyon ended with a complete lack of spin option. Other than Head, Smith and Carey, no Aussie batter averaged over 28.

Ultimately, though, it was a series defined by brainless shots and dropped catches from the travelling Englishmen. By batters trying to work out how to play in Australia on the hoof – unsurprisingly, a couple of years playing the Big Bash hasn’t cut the mustard. By bowlers who, as a pack, astonishingly failed to learn from where Starc and Boland have pitched the ball. Too many English bowlers persisted with short, ineffective lengths when the evidence was obvious and repeated. And a series undoubtedly defined by too many players not realising when certain key moments demand a tweak of approach. Stokes hinted at this mid-series, and some seemed to take it on board, but dismissals of Ollie Pope, Harry Brook, Gus Atkinson, Will Jacks and Jamie Smith in particular, will stay in the memory for a generation for all the wrong reasons.

Whatever the reasons or excuses, this is a massive, missed opportunity. The new, brash, uber-positive style of play arrived just over three years ago, it dramatically ended a run of just one Test match win in 17 and it was wonderful. Huge run chases previously thought beyond a normal Test team became the norm. Some gigantic, record-breaking performances thrilled us in Pakistan. But ultimately, against the best teams and on pitches that require more patience, the approach has fallen woefully short.

The clarity of thought that had seemingly been Ben Stokes’ greatest strength as captain wilted in the heat of Perth and under the lights of Brisbane. Stokes and McCullum have preached bravery throughout their bold, new era. But midway through the second Test, Stokes himself abandoned that approach, grinding out a 152-ball fifty in a belated attempt to save the series. The contradiction was stark. What does that say about the clarity of the message, or the belief in it? Go and be brave and play your shots, lads – even though your captain knows a different approach is needed, and your best player is the number one batter in the world because he plays in a more circumspect way?

There have been highlights of course. Winning in Melbourne after 15 years without a single away victory. Joe Root put any doubts about his all-time great standing – mainly smarmy Australian ones – to bed, with not one, but two tremendous centuries. Jofra Archer briefly showed he has the ability to be a top Test match bowler, but the inevitable breakdown, following Mark Wood’s equally inevitable departure, felt like it left England searching ‘what next?’.

Jacob Bethell’s maiden first-class century in Sydney has offered an exciting glimpse as to what lies ahead at no.3. And, by the way, he played a sensible, more traditional, Test match innings in curating that. Josh Tongue also arrived in the series too late, and the only questions around him are why he didn’t play earlier and why he wasn’t given the new ball ahead of the wayward, short-pitching Brydon Carse. He bowled a good length and bowled at the stumps more than his fellow pace bowlers – and look at the results.

By the time the Kiwis arrive in June for England’s next Test match, you assume there will have been a huge amount of discussion. Not just about who is selected, but what the plan is going forward. How do you ask players to still be positive – Travis Head showed you can score quickly – and put pressure on the opposition, whilst understanding your role and not falling to immature and arrogant swipes at key stages of the innings?

When the Head Coach admits that his own preparation plans were wrong, it is an indictment in itself. England arrived undercooked, tactically inflexible and seemingly unwilling to adapt. McCullum’s comments about over-practising after another heavy defeat landed badly, at a time when supporters had invested heavily, both emotionally and financially, in following the team.

The coach’s role is to prepare the team as best he can. The captain helps with that and executes on the field. Without any benefit of hindsight, why did they not realise before Perth that their usual bludgeoning approach might not work on a huge ground with long boundaries? Why did they not review how far up Starc pitches the ball, or check out Boland’s incredible statistics in Australian conditions and identify where he bowls? If they did and told the bowlers to bowl there, the bowlers failed magnificently. If they didn’t, then the coaching team got it very wrong.

Every pundit and former player of either English or Aussie persuasion talks about how you have to be careful with the hard Australian pitches and the resulting rising ball when trying to drive on the up on the 5th or 6th stump. It was widely accepted as an approach doomed to failure - except within the England camp who clearly didn’t want to listen to the “has-beens”.

The attitude to training and warm-ups has been brought into sharp focus throughout this disappointing winter. The prevalence of golf and even the noise around Noosa is a bit of a sideshow. Players must have time off – but what are they doing when they do turn up for work? So many questions will need to be answered.

Why didn’t they play more cricket on the different pitches and conditions they knew were ahead? England’s bowlers often looked lethargic in their opening over, in stark contrast to Starc in particular. Batters were repeatedly dismissed cheaply – 43 times for ten or fewer runs which must near some sort of record. Meanwhile 17 dropped catches followed 18 last summer. These are not anomalies. They point towards a systemic failure in preparation and practice.

During the final Test match, one England player said in an interview that they’re not told what to do and there aren’t lots of discussions about performances. It was designed to be a positive statement – one that shows they’re trusted with their own ability and initiative – but in reality, it just makes everyone question whether the coach is doing his job properly and preparing his players adequately.

 

Player Ratings and summary:

Zac Crawley 4.5: A tour that summed his Test career up in many ways. England’s 3rd top scorer demonstrated why he has been persistently picked by scoring 76 in Brisbane and 85 in Adelaide. However, a pair of ducks in Perth set the tone, and scoring single figures in half of his innings simply isn’t good enough. Surely an opening for a new opener?

Ben Duckett 4: Duckett’s return to Test cricket has been an undoubted success, averaging well over 40 until he arrived here. He got into the 20s six times, but not managed to go on to even a half-century. His place will be secure for now, but he’ll need to demonstrate he’s improved his technique outside off-stump to get another chance in Australia four years from now.

Ollie Pope 3: The inevitable fall guy as England had their new No.3 up their sleeve. He can’t complain about being dropped after the latest in a string of erratic, sketchy-looking outings, but in fact, you could have picked any one of the top three, and none could have readily had an issue. His England days look numbered for now.

Joe Root 7.5: Two glorious centuries and 400 runs across the series have cemented Root as the number one batter in the world, but there will be significant tinges of disappointment at seven scores under 20. As is often the case, Root wasn’t helped by going out to bat with the shine still on the ball on far too many occasions. You wonder what he might be capable of if he regularly arrived 20-30 overs into the innings as opposed to within the first five.

Harry Brook 6: The enigma. The showman. The disappointment? There will be an underlying feeling that Brook has failed to deliver on this tour, a view certainly not helped by the timing and method of some of his dismissals at key stages. However, he’s only a few dozen runs behind Root overall, and outscored all the Aussies except Travis Head. Although he’s lacked a century, his 41 in the first innings at Melbourne was key for England’s only win this winter – so that’s not a bad tour at all, is it?

Brook is probably the one with the most to prove, partly because his talent is so evidently stark. But he must mature in terms of managing his game intelligence so he can develop into Root’s heir as the best batter and a trustworthy, reliable future England captain.

Ben Stokes (c) 5.5: If you’d said to any fan or pundit pre-tour that Stokes would play and bowl in all five Tests, it would have caused a giant buzz of excitement at the prospect of winning the Ashes back. He has started each Test and has generally delivered with the ball with 15 wickets – his 5/23 on the very first day put England in pole position in Perth – whilst he added a couple of painstaking contributions with the bat.

But overall, it’s been a hugely disappointing tour for Stokes, who must feel like he’s spent as much time talking about pre-tour preparation and defending his players having beers on their days off as he has on-field action. His stubbornness may help make him a great player, but he’s been too stubborn to change his idea of who the new ball bowlers should be when it was clear Carse was wasted in that role. Too stubborn to insist on a better length from his attack – other than the highly unusual public set-to with Jofra Archer. The most worrying element though, was the lack of on-field creativity that marked his first two years in this role. The constant changes, the unusual fielding positions – even the hyper-attacking nature that has been hard-wired in to his mantra seemed to disappear too rapidly from his thoughts. By the time the floodlights were switched off in Brisbane, Stokes looked a shadow of his previous confident, positively cocky self.

Jamie Smith 2: Smith came into this series with many suggesting he’d be the wicket-keeper picked in a joint Test XI. He’s left it with huge questions over his temperament and the sound of the raucous Brisbane crowd jeering his every move after a drop off Travis Head that visibly affected him. He’s often looked like a rabbit in the headlights on this tour, whilst Carey has been assured. Smith will have to have a sensational future career to not be remembered forever for his dismissal to Marnus Labuschagne.

Jacob Bethell 8: Showed in Sydney why England have had him around for the past couple of years. If he can deliver performances like that at no.3 on a regular basis, his arrival will be the biggest positive of this winter by a country mile.

Will Jacks 5: If it weren’t for Smith’s “worst dismissal ever”, Jacks ruined what had been a reasonable tour with his second-ball swipe at a key moment in Sydney, just as England and Bethell had got themselves into a more competitive position. He was also another to make a total hash out of trying to catch Australia’s best batter. Ultimately, one poor drop, he’s not done quite enough with the bat, and he’s never going to be anything more than a back-up part-time spinner.

Gus Atkinson 4: Unfortunate to only pick up six wickets as he generally bowled better than that, but he did only get six in three Tests. Not penetrative enough with the ball, his batting ability was also kept well hidden. One of many to tick off a “dreadful shot” box in Brisbane, described at the time by TMS’ Simon Mann (pre Labuschagne/Smith) as “the dimmest cricket I’ve ever seen”.

 

Jofra Archer 5.5: Did his job, almost. England’s main threat whilst he was fit and showed some flashes of being the top-class Test bowler that has long been hoped for. Unfortunately, Archer mixed that with spells of indifferent, off-top-pace bowling that let the foot off Australia’s throat at key times. Getting nine wickets in three Tests isn’t enough for the leader of the attack.

Brydon Carse 5: A harsh rating for England’s top wicket-taker, perhaps, especially one who put in as much work to the cause as anyone, but Carse’s lack of control and ability to hit the right line and length consistently has been a big feature of the successful Australian innings.

Josh Tongue 7.5: Evidently, the bowling success of the winter, Tongue arrived and did what everyone had been crying out for. Hit a line and length more consistently, bowl at the stumps more often and generally make it tougher for the Aussies. 15 wickets in two-and-a-half games, including Steve Smith for the fifth time in six first-class matches. Magnificent to think England have finally found a bowler that can count Steve Smith as his ‘bunny’ (Smith averages just 16 against Tongue). It’s just a shame Smith has already scored about 20,000 Ashes runs…

Brendon McCullum 1: Strange to think a coach who ‘led’ the team to its first away Ashes Test victory in 15 years would be coming home to such scrutiny, but it’s hard to think of much that ‘Baz’ did that positively affected the tour. The rare successes appeared more down to Stokes’ determination and realisation that some digging in was needed, and the examples he led with to show the team the way forward.

The preparation, the general approach and the tactics were all quite simply wrong. His occasional interviews and comments landed badly, leading to more questions and only fuelling the flames that surrounded the team. The coaching team around him appear disjointed and simply mirrored his general outlook in their interviews.

Having spent two years insisting Shoaib Bashir play every Test match to ready him for this tour, the poor lad hasn't been seen, other than a slightly sad foray onto the pitch at Adelaide by himself once the series was lost.

Comments from Darren Lehmann suggesting he’s not spoken to anyone in the current set-up, despite being a current County coach and Ashes player/coach were backed up by other experienced ex-players saying no-one’s reached out to them to simply grab a coffee or beer to chew the fat. This suggests an unhelpful insistence on being totally insular, with a lack of any desire or care to benefit from the experience of others.

If McCullum survives the aftermath, he will have to make some significant changes. This plan has failed, so a new plan is needed. Can his ego handle that?

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